February 2012
68 posts
“The brain controls pain. It controls fear. Sleep. Empathy. Hunger. Everything we...”
– Dennis Lehane
Shit People Don't Say:
“I think I’ll vote for Rick Santorum”
Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph present the Oscar...
KRISTEN: Six beautiful -- some say handsome, women invited by the Academy not only to present three awards, but also to shatter the common belief that size does not matter. I hate to tell you guys this, but it kinda does.
MAYA: Yes, but not length. (Beat.) As my grandma used to say: it can be short and still make your toes curl. And I believe, in my heart, my grandma wasn't referring to wieners, but to short films.
KRISTEN: See, I'd rather have a short film with some heft that's nice to me rather than a long film that just lies there and makes you do all the work.
MAYA: Yeah, but sometimes a film can be too long.
KRISTEN: Not for me.
MAYA: What?
Kristen Wiig yayaya
“Republicans being against sex is not good. Sex is popular.”
– G.O.P. strategist Alex Castellanos, Ghastly Outdated Party - NYTimes
