Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a...– Albert Einstein
revvel: I’m a professional flirt until I’m actually interested. Then I become socially incompetent.
This skinny, beanpole of a young man walked over to me and said, ‘Hi, Mr. Kraft....– Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots
My girlfriend realized last night that my dick looks a bit like a nose, so she...– Dating, It’s Complicated: 127 (via collegehumor)