December 2011
433 posts
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a...”
– Albert Einstein
revvel:
I’m a professional flirt until I’m actually interested.
Then I become socially incompetent.
“This skinny, beanpole of a young man walked over to me and said, ‘Hi, Mr. Kraft....”
– Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots
“My girlfriend realized last night that my dick looks a bit like a nose, so she...”
– Dating, It’s Complicated: 127 (via collegehumor)
